Devious Journal EntryI think I'm going to start drawing shitty comics, because I have so many ideas in my head.
*edit* I actually think I'm just going to use this DA page for random writings, and post the comics elsewhere.
Ryan[Verse One]Ryan
Ryan! Ryan! All the kids would say he's mighty swine But mighty swine only got you good laughs half the time And the other half got you cursed out, left out cold Yeah, I.D this, even though You need a childrens calculator to divide The time ot took to raise our test scores by five. And real lies go for real down cars and pearls.
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I know you'd like to thank your bit in the bank But look a little bit closer See that your choices are all about you-you-you Yeah, choices are all about you-you-you.
A girlfriend?The Book of RandomAnd so the journey of the year started off with a miniscule, overrated incident. Frodo of course had discovered the One Ring……etc. After being influenced by one episode of Jackass, Frodo felt compelled to put the queer, circular object around Sting. And when I say Sting, I am referring to the one that resides in his pantaloons. Sometimes, I wonder if it would turn blue around an orc chick. Just randomly, a blue light expands from your pants, and you have to come up with a logical explanation for all the pedestrians. You look around, and suddenly Bush appears on a huge TV that’sThe Book of Random
Becoming a High School WriterHow to Become a High School Writer The first thing you need to know about being a writer in high school is: Don’t say “Oh Shit” when you suddenly remember something that you were supposed to remember two hours before. As a matter of fact, it’s generally best to avoid swearing altogether. Also, don’t write about friends. They might not find it as funny as you did how they fell down the stairs, and took out a crowd of people. From there, you’re still in trouble. Being in high school doesn’t give one much to write about. After all, there are they great mysteries that no one will everBecoming a High School Writer
In the mean time, how was hanging with Chuck Norris?
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I like fishes cause they're so delicious!
Hanging out with Norris was a blast, I didn't get roundhoused at all.
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I like fishes cause they're so delicious!
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